frequently asked questions
ZODIAC SIGNS CHANGING, EXPLAINED
Q: What do you mean, "change my astrological sign"?
We can handle on your behalf, any and all transactions necessary to enable a reassignment of your current astrological sign/profile, to one of your preference. We can also provide you with documents displaying completion of your desired change. To heighten your experience, we also offer related services and a line of custom made fun products.
Q: How can we trust your ability to process such transactions?
Q: Are there any known side effects to a conversion?
Q: Can I change another person’s sign without their consent?
Q: How should I reply to someone who just disputes my experience?
Q: Does my health insurance plan cover this service?
Q: Has this process been tested on animals?
Q: Is the application consistent with the Babylonian, Hellenistic, Egyptian, Greek, Hindu, or the Western tradition?
Q: Is the process reversible?
Q: Can you explain the science behind the proprietary software?
Q: Is my birth date affected?
Q: Can you also change my age?
Q: Your competitor claims to have introduced this concept before you entered the market?
We can handle on your behalf, any and all transactions necessary to enable a reassignment of your current astrological sign/profile, to one of your preference. We can also provide you with documents displaying completion of your desired change. To heighten your experience, we also offer related services and a line of custom made fun products.
Q: Are you interpreting astrological periods according to sidereal or tropical astronomy?
Yes, absolutely.Q: How can we trust your ability to process such transactions?
There is no doubt that a new sign profile is as real as
all current sign profiles. You will find that a sign selected at will, is as
valid as the signs currently accepted by tradition, that we have grown to love.
Q: Are there any known side effects to a conversion?
Tests conducted under clinical conditions suggest: some subjects may exhibit lapses of
incredulity, while other subjects may show improved self-esteem possibly caused
by delusions. See testimonials. We have found that all reported claims
of feeling bad, can be attributed to subjects really not feeling well. If you do experience effects, stop at once,
and seek help.
Q: Can I change another person’s sign without their consent?
You can, as long as they do not find out. For the best
results, arrange for reversal procedure as backup, just in case. You may
find it best to seek legal advise, even mental counseling.
Q: How should I reply to someone who just disputes my experience?
Say “whatever”
Q: Does my health insurance plan cover this service?
Consult with your medical provider. Do not consult
with your shrink.
Q: Has this process been tested on animals?
Yes. It has been documented that certain zodiac signs must be encoded to avoid
triggering primal reactions on subjects.
Q: Is the application consistent with the Babylonian, Hellenistic, Egyptian, Greek, Hindu, or the Western tradition?
It is reasonable to expect a degree of coincidence,
probabilistically. Yet, very likely this is Greek to you.
Q: Can everybody benefit from this change?
It is hard to tell, we have not tried on everybody yet.
Q: Is the process reversible?
So far, yes. We do recommend a six days trial, before considering reversal.
Q: Can you explain the science behind the proprietary software?
Yes. For legal reasons, we will not disclose how our
application tackles the matter. It is an elegant solution.
Q: Are you pulling my leg?
Are you serious? Which part of "for entertainment purposes only" does not register?
Q: Is my birth date affected?
Our proprietary software successfully works out a
solution. Without explaining in
detail, chronological considerations present little concern, and are simply a
matter of time.
Q: Can you also change my age?
We can refer you to specialists whose audacity never fails to grow to meet a client’s willingness to pay. It’s guaranteed they will find a way to satisfy you. Please email your request to our
team.
Q: Your competitor claims to have introduced this concept before you entered the market?
We can prove we introduced it before we entered as well. We may have even introduced it to them many times.
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